that-one-narshe-in-the-bushes:

brittonius:

everyone. everywhere. everyday

ITS SAD BECAUSE ITS TRUE

(Source: zealous-scribbler, via khlaylav)

ambers-heartsong:

sheslikea-comet:

So I was out buying halloween decorations and I saw this wig, picked it up and then I saw it…..

ARE YOU SERIOUS

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roommate and I are chewing our way through the high school musical movies. today we watched 2. I hadn’t seen it in years. I’m still in shock.”I don’t dance” is literally a song and dance number about ryan seducing chad even though chad thinks he himself is straight. none of the characters had been previously known to play baseball but they set it in a baseball game so they could use the word “swing” a lot and make pitching and scoring jokes. it literally contains the lyrics “you’ll never know if you never try” and “lean back, tuck it in, take a chance.” in the next scene where they appear they’ve swapped clothes. most of the crew and writers and even the choreographers had to be in on it but they still got it in under the censors’ radar. 2000s disney channel original movie. what a time to be alive

@ the bbw porn blog that just followed me, gtfo thxx

I fell asleep on the lawn but now its time to go and I don’t want to move

rikmayallinthetardis:

Out of curiosity, could you take a moment to reblog this if you believe that demisexuality exists? I’m demisexual, and I feel like demisexuality goes really under the radar, even within the asexual community umbrella. A lot of people don’t believe that it exists, and even within the ace community, demisexuality is still questioned as being legitimate, although we share the same flag. So reblog this is if you believe it exists. image

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I rly want to take my shirt off and tan like mad rn too bad our society has arbitrarily sexualized boobs

and just now I lay down on the grass in the sun and it’s still wet. didn’t look it. best day or best day?

the last four posts are a SAGA

I AM CUTE, FAT, AND ENRAGED

TFW THE TESTING CENTER OPENS LATE ON MONDAYS SO YOU WAIT FROM 7:30 TO TEN TO GET YOUR TEST AND THEN WHEN YOU GO TO THE COUNTER TO GET IT THEY TELL YOU THEY LOST THE TEST AND YOUR PROFESSOR SHOULD HAVE CONTACTED YOU AND YOURE LIKE NOOOO I CHECKED BLACKBOARD AT LIKE MIDNIGHT?? AND THEN YOU CHECK YOUR EMAIL AND SHE KNEW ON WEDNESDAY AND SENT AN EMAIL TO THE ACCOUNT U NEVER CHECK BUT NEVER FOUND IT IN HER HEART TO CHANGE THE FRONT PAGE OF BLACKBOARD. SO YOUVE BEEN ON CAMPUS FOR THREE HOURS AND YOU SHOULD STILL BE ASLEEP, FOR NO REASON. THAT FEEL.

TFW THE TESTING CENTER OPENS LATE ON MONDAYS SO YOU WAIT FROM 7:30 TO TEN TO GET YOUR TEST AND THEN WHEN YOU GO TO THE COUNTER TO GET IT THEY TELL YOU THEY LOST THE TEST AND YOUR PROFESSOR SHOULD HAVE CONTACTED YOU AND YOURE LIKE NOOOO I CHECKED BLACKBOARD AT LIKE MIDNIGHT?? AND THEN YOU CHECK YOUR EMAIL AND SHE KNEW ON WEDNESDAY AND SENT AN EMAIL TO THE ACCOUNT U NEVER CHECK BUT NEVER FOUND IT IN HER HEART TO CHANGE THE FRONT PAGE OF BLACKBOARD. SO YOUVE BEEN ON CAMPUS FOR THREE HOURS AND YOU SHOULD STILL BE ASLEEP, FOR NO REASON. THAT FEEL.

#tfw you go to campus early on your day off to take a midterm and discover that the testing center doesn’t even open until ten on Mondays

#tfw you go to campus early on your day off to take a midterm and discover that the testing center doesn’t even open until ten on Mondays

update I figured out the lung thing but I’m still pissed I hadn’t wondered it before

it’s bc internal lungs allow us to protect them from like water and toxic air and stuff

why are lungs even a thing how come we don’t just have big patches of alveoli on our backs and chests