transfolk:

when ur group of privileged friends are laughing about something terrible and offensive

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Um

fat-spacebird:

doneworseforless:

ponytailtime:

Food bloggers need to stop with this “turn your watermelon slices into healthy pizza.”

No.

I take issue with this.

Every time a food blogger does this, I think, “You are making the food they give pandas on their birthdays in zoos.”

"frost a cylinder of watermelon to look like a cake, then feed off the delicious disappointment of your party guests!"

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pizzaforpresident:

I went to a party once and everyone was supposed to pitch in some money to buy adderall. I had never tried or even heard of it but I was young and stupid so I gave them 20 bucks. Later on, after we all took it, everybody was going crazy and having a good time and I was just sitting on the couch quietly so I googled ‘adderall’ on my phone and learned that it’s used to treat ADHD.

I have ADHD.

I paid 20 dollars to calm down.

(via thranduilsgaycousin)

partner: you be the teacher ill be the student ;)
me: okay
me: write an essay on whether theatre architecture of a particular period always reflects that period's culture. i want it on my desk by monday
partner: oh no but... thats such a hard essay... is there anything i can do for extra credit? ;)
me: no
partner: but professor.... surely then i could... persuade you to extend the deadline...? ;)
me: no
partner: so... what do you want, professor?? ;)))
me: an essay on whether theatre architecture of a particular period always reflects that period's culture. on my desk. by monday

castiel-counts-deans-freckles:

This is like a round of cards against humanity

(Source: disneydailly, via incomprehensiblelentils)

OK ITS BEEN LIKE A WEEK ID LIKE TO STOP FEELING SICK NOW

batman is so important when he’s not being reduced to like ~the avatar of manpain~

@ Riley go for it

officialjeffgoldblum:

listentospeak:

officialjeffgoldblum:

sometimes i think tim burton ships helena bonham carter with johnny depp more than with himself

someone finally said it! 

yes, me

thewicked-ivy:

  • Pros of listening to Brand New: youre listening to a cool band
  • Cons of listening to Brand New: youre probably really sad.

(via officialjeffgoldblum)

Riley this is my personal Halloween playlist for yer perusal

albawrites:

absentlyabbie:

The Batman that cares about the inmates is my favorite. He doesn’t put up with their shit, but he does try to reach out here and there and he’s as human as he can be to them.

When Harley was re-institutionalized, he got her that dress she wanted.

In the comics based on B:tAS, there was a time during Christmas that there was snow and it was Mr. Freeze’s fault, and he was making it snow because Christmas was his anniversary with Nora and she LOVED it when it snowed on Christmas, so Batman let him finish mourning before calmly taking him back to Arkham.

He never, ever gives up on Harvey possibly recovering.

Sure, Batman is going to throw punches and do what it takes to take these guys down when they’re hurting or threatening people. And he’s not going be a complete bleeding heart; he has to protect the innocent. He’s going to take them down and take them back to Arkham, but it doesn’t mean he’s incapable of being a bit human to the ones who deserve it.

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