I mean. they’re totally normal feelings for a divorced person but these movies are always framed so that he is Correct and Was Right All Along and A Great Dad Actually like

in this one in particular (which alleges to be based on a true story), one of the daughter gets a weird antique box at a garage sale which turns out to house a demon of some kind that slowly possesses her and the ways that manifests are that she 

• becomes distant from her friends 
• gets in fights at school, lashes out at dad
• likes morbid things
• eats a lot
• imaginary friend who tells her she’s special
• periods of listlessness
• screams at dad about things
• shrieks and mimes being slapped hard while standing in front of dad so it just lOoKs like he hit her when someone comes in, REALLY

and like gee this is based on a true story? and dad is the protag ofc so naturally this is dad’s account of things.

someone else might assume that she’s been depressed bc of the divorce and being like 13, and lashing out because of that, and dad got frustrated and hit her that one time. but they would be WRONG she was obviously POSSESSED because dad is a perfect dad who is unable to do anything to help the situation because I mean she was possessed!!!!! it’s not my fault LINDA the girl needed a PRIEST 

anyway sorry I ended up venting here but I’m SHARPLY annoyed by everything this movie accidentally implies, and I’m bailing halfway through it, ugh

I mean. they’re totally normal feelings for a divorced person but these movies are always framed so that he is Correct and Was Right All Along and A Great Dad Actually like

in this one in particular (which alleges to be based on a true story), one of the daughter gets a weird antique box at a garage sale which turns out to house a demon of some kind that slowly possesses her and the ways that manifests are that she

• becomes distant from her friends
• gets in fights at school, lashes out at dad
• likes morbid things
• eats a lot
• imaginary friend who tells her she’s special
• periods of listlessness
• screams at dad about things
• shrieks and mimes being slapped hard while standing in front of dad so it just lOoKs like he hit her when someone comes in, REALLY

and like gee this is based on a true story? and dad is the protag ofc so naturally this is dad’s account of things.

someone else might assume that she’s been depressed bc of the divorce and being like 13, and lashing out because of that, and dad got frustrated and hit her that one time. but they would be WRONG she was obviously POSSESSED because dad is a perfect dad who is unable to do anything to help the situation because I mean she was possessed!!!!! it’s not my fault LINDA the girl needed a PRIEST

anyway sorry I ended up venting here but I’m SHARPLY annoyed by everything this movie accidentally implies, and I’m bailing halfway through it, ugh

I’m pretty weary of movies about a divorced dad who hates his ex wife’s new boyfriend and struggles with his kids disliking him like. ok. we get it. you wrote a self-pitying self-insert please leave

indikos:

burned my hand curling my hair today

worth it

(via thundercaya)

ok forget this I’ve watched 3/26 of these shorts, none have been good, and the thing is altogether two hours long so nah. switching to THE POSSESSION

finishing last night’s movie doesn’t count, so tonight’s bad decision is the abcs of death

enterprising-gentleman:

sapphirefiber:

paintedlandscape:

INFMETRY star projector.

I really genuinely want this.

Oh, this is cool, but I bet it’s one of those insanely expensive things I’ll never be able to have in a million years.

OHWAITLOOK IT’S $22 HOLY CRAP

Some assembly required, but it looks fun to assemble. AND THOSE RESULTS HOLY CRAP

Yep, added to my wishlist, for sure!

$22?!? I know what want for Christmas this year…

(via silvertide)

I kinda wanna grow my hair way back out and dye it so it’s brown and blue mermaid hair

rebelred-in-boots:

shedancesatmidnight:

gehenna:

mendox:

leaaves:

preah:

durational:

luxex:

i feel as if this symbolizes the fact that shes under so much stress to be beautiful

or shes stoned as fuck

Or she stabbed herself in the eye with the brush

Or she’s crying because for once she got the volume her mascara brand promised her

lol or maybe its just a picture with cool contrast meant to give off an eerie and creepy vibe. 

Or she’s turning into the black swan

Or maybe she’s born with it

Or maybe it’s Maybelline


look at the “maybe the author just likes the color red!!” jackass up there

rebelred-in-boots:

shedancesatmidnight:

gehenna:

mendox:

leaaves:

preah:

durational:

luxex:

i feel as if this symbolizes the fact that shes under so much stress to be beautiful

or shes stoned as fuck

Or she stabbed herself in the eye with the brush

Or she’s crying because for once she got the volume her mascara brand promised her

lol or maybe its just a picture with cool contrast meant to give off an eerie and creepy vibe. 

Or she’s turning into the black swan

Or maybe she’s born with it

Or maybe it’s Maybelline

look at the “maybe the author just likes the color red!!” jackass up there

(Source: longtonguedbrain, via briefcase-of-flies)

http://imagreatbowler.tumblr.com/post/96060623610/bilboswoggins-diaval-having-no-idea-how-human

bilboswoggins:

  • Diaval having no idea how human courting works and trying to figure out how to gain Maleficent’s romantic affection
  • Diaval being all antsy (+ more bold than usual) when mating season comes along
  • Diaval and Maleficent sharing the tree she slept in as a child, with Mal in…

ok the movie finally came to a cohesive head but


spoilers


I’m like pretty sure the film’s thesis was “maybe things would be better if someone took poor people’s children and gave them to rich people” and that is PRETTY messed up

wait what. the second twist. I don’t understand it’s begging the question opposingly to things that already happened I’m very confused

to use nonspecific but possibly thematic spoilers, they were going for “everything you know hides a sinister secret, trust no one” but actually produced “what if there was no beast and the villagers all suddenly grabbed their pitchforks and viciously went after belle for no reason”

to use nonspecific but possibly thematic spoilers, they were going for “everything you know hides a sinister secret, trust no one” but actually produced “what if there was no beast and the villagers all suddenly grabbed their pitchforks and viciously went after belle for no reason”

ps like an hour ago my iphone crashed and I swear for about 3/4 seconds it bluescreened

I mean like not EXACTLY like windows machines do but it was the same color and during a crash so I thought that was weird and I feel betrayed. I WAS TOLD THIS DID NOT HAPPEN FRIENDS

so I picked that tall man movie back up and I was jammin until the Big Twist halfway through and now I’m just like. what. this is so dumb. I gotta keep watching this dumb thing cos I still wanna know what’s going on but it just got abruptly stupid