I climbed back into bed and suddenly some dogs outside started howling and baying v loudly at each other it was terrifying

also how come I’m always exhausted until the moment I decide to sleep

all these lil gnat things are in my room and keep landing on me I’ve smashed like five :(

thedarklordkeisha:

Calvin is the most relatable protagonist in the history of anything.

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Wow It’s mom, but I’m sleepy 

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does the Kim k app have a secret agenda to teach girls to ignore boys’ bs because if so hell yeah

"But sometimes your light attracts moths and your warmth attracts parasites. Protect your space and energy."

Warsan Shire (via frauneu)

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until like a year ago I never heard any version of the Persephone/hades myth other than the kidnapping one, and the result is that I impulsively feel like the consent version is a really gross apologist retcon every time I hear reference to it

I’m sure this is the Kim k game’s fault somehow

kosmotis:

[kisses you]

no allo

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shuckl:

shuckl:

i’m really glad that a few of my friends are getting puppies but

  1. where’s my puppy?
  2. ?????

image

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boys: if ur slutty enough to send a nude pic then u deserve to have it shared everywhere lmao
boys: please send me nudes baby you're so beautiful i just wanna see more of you please baby i thought you loved me

edwad:

cctvnews:

Girl kicks harasser off bus

What would a girl normally do if she found herself sexually harassed in public? An 18-year-old girl in Shenyang, capital of northeast China’s Liaoning Province, has become an internet sensation for kicking a sex-pest off a bus, setting a bold example for female commuters.

The student, nicknamed Xiao’ai, first took a photo of the guy, who is (not surprisingly) looking down at the ground, and then she kicked the man off the bus as soon as the bus doors next opened.

I turned into a ‘tough girl’ in seconds, and kicked him on his lower back…directly kicking him off the bus”, she posted on her personal Sina Weibo account @aiaimiao.

My friends told me that kind of harassment should not be ignored if it happens. I dared to handle it by myself, but what about others?” added Xiao’ai.

She later told a reporter from local media Liaoshen Evening News that she had been riding a heavily crowded local bus at the time of the incident. She said she had been playing on her cell phone when she felt the man behind rubbing against her with his private parts.

She intended to catch the ‘pervert’, but with magazines in one hand and her phone in the other, her scope for damage was limited. So using her wits, she took a photo with her phone and kicked him off the bus as they arrived at the next station, surprising everyone on board.

When asked why she took photos, she said, “To expose him! Those people should never be tolerated. If there’s no photo, people won’t believe it. There are so many girls that keep silent on this… If anyone encountering this did the same thing as me, less people will get hurt.” She explained.

This year saw a spate of similar stories. Earlier this month online video footage of two more females being harassed went viral online, prompting stronger calls for prevention. One was in a subway in southwest China’s Chengdu, and the other in Shanghai.

Xiao’ai’s kick has been mostly praised China’s netizens, while others took a more cautionary approach.

“Well done! Never lower your head and give in to vicious force.” @Jabinsen

“Not supporting this! Because it might cause accidental injuries, or lead to abusive violence…or, even more seriously, lead to criminal disputes or crime. ”

(Adapted from Liaoshen Evening News)

good

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kiki-myaki:

Quote from teacher: “You’re taking a photo of ass war, aren’t you”

kiki-myaki:

Quote from teacher: “You’re taking a photo of ass war, aren’t you”

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Chris Pratt Interrupts Interview To French Braid Intern’s Hair

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