i’m so annoyed with my roommate rn. she hasn’t even done anything rly i’m just irritable and she’s here so i’m annoyed at her bc that’s how irritation works

I’m just getting home from the greatest production of les mis that has ever been but now for some reason I’m so tired and irritable that I can’t even get out of the car and go inside

mrbubblebug:

shorterthan:

ugly:

trying to teach your friend how to ride a bike

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Are those missionaries

I had this awful awful dream that I was being stalked by my crazy ex, to the point where I was literally hiding everywhere I went. he lived in my apartment complex so I cringed every time I left the house bc he’d frequently see and intercept me. whenever he caught me he’d stay on me like white on rice, begging to get back together. once I sat down with him to try and end it completely, talk to him rationally and explain that I’d moved on, but everything I said completely bounced off of him. he sat next to me and kept kissing my face over and over and begging begging begging and there was nothing I could do about it and it was terrible. the next day I had to get him arrested.

ok. when you don’t have gr9 wifi the tumblr app does suck. I understand now

DELETE ALL PICTURES OF RON
i tried to pass that on to siri butlike with many of the questions i’ve asked her she just befuddledly brought up a google search for me

guys I got a smartphone yeehaw I feel like Ron Swanson.

this is a good rectangle

theshankmaster:

Weird-ass religion dream.

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What Would Your "Game Of Thrones" Name Be?

sandwichesyumyum:

sweet-jean:

All hail Prince Jeannenna Tyrell: The Warrior of Light

It could be worse, sweet-jean. Apparently I’m Queen Jeanae Bolton: The Last Dragon. Eeeeep!

(via cannibalsarecoming)

"One of the most disturbing scenes in Disney’s “Aladdin” is when Jasmine must pretend to seduce Jaffar in order to distract him. The clothing that the animators chose to put her in, complete with the shackles, are all a white, colonial wet dream. And she’s the only Disney princess who’s had to use her body in this way to distract someone. Then there’s this scene in “The Hunchback of Notre Dame” where Esmeralda is shimmying her hips and breasts and basically ends with a pole-dance sequence: a far cry from the delicate waltzes and pirouettes that Belle and Aurora dance. The simultaneous fascination and revulsion that Whiteness has for WOC bodies are unmistakably evident in Disney’s posturing of Jasmine and Esmeralda."

The Jasmine Diaries Part II: ‘Exotic’ is not a Compliment

(via marfmellow)

A perfect example of “desert flower” fetishization/exotification. Women of color are always shown as “others”, they’re seen as women who have to use their sexuality to save themselves (or worse, as people who are just inherently sexual by their mere existence).

We’re putting these sexualized images of women of color into cartoons meant for children, essentially brainwashing them to grow into adults who fetishize non-white women. Gross.

(via callingoutbigotry)

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i don’t think i’ve ever thought an snl skit was funny

bunnywith:

shakespeareintellectualbadass:

examples that prove being a fangirl works

  • Ginny Weasley
  • Kate Middleton
  • Peeta Mellark 
  • Evanna Lynch
  • Amy Pond

you forgot David Tennant

David Tennant is probably the best example of how being a crazed fan can make your dreams come true. He grew up watching Doctor Who, was cast as the tenth Doctor after be broke into the set wearing his homemade Nine costume, married the daughter of a Doctor, and is forever known as the Tenth Doctor.

REACH FOR YOUR DREAMS

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